dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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