i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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