if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
My breasts were aching with rage.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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