East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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