Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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