we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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