Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
