I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Brb crying the tears of my youth
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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