If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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