I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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