How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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