Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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