Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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