Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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