Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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