People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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