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I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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