Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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