question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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