Midget sex pt 2 tonight
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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