That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Randomize
