Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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