i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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