at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
God, I missed his penis.
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