Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
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