Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
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