I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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