summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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