We won't sleep together?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I got her a Nickelback box set.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Randomize
