belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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