He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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