Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Randomize
