If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
just come out here and I will go home with you...
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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