Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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