Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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