what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
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