Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
