so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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