u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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