who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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