i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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