After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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