get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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