I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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