just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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