So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
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