shes about as inviting as chlamydia
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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