i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i think i have herpe
just one?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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