As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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