Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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