it was like his penis was on wheels.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
And my parents said I crawled through the house
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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