the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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