That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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