i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
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