Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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