you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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