You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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